The Most Contrarian Possible Takes
What is the furthest departure from consensus reality possible that some people believe? Compiled from the zaniest corners of Twitter I could find.
Three people are hanging at an SF house party finding an escape from the rest of the conversations which focus on AI and the coming singularity. Person A speaks in italics, Person B speaks in bold, Person C speaks like this.
“So, did you hear that aliens are real?”
“Aliens? Real? What are you talking about”
“Yeah, there was this UAP Congressional hearing where Lue Elizondo said that without a doubt the US Government has retrieved crashed UFO’s, and even recovered alien bodies inside. He was describing how the crafts are powered by element 115, which we only recently discovered -”
“Oh that’s a total psy-op, first off, aliens aren’t real, thats just a cover-up by national intelligence agencies trying to suppress anti-gravity technology developed by the Nazi’s during WW2. In fact using Element 115 to power a flying saucer is probably the worst possible design - you see, you only need to exploit this weak coupling between electromagnetism and gravity by leveraging Zero Point Energy. Don’t you know gravity is just emergent anyway from Zero Point Particle pressure? Those experiments disproving the Ether are just bogus - Ether travels locally with the gravitational torsion of the Sun’s rotation. Anyway like I was saying, Nazi Germany actually won WW2 and all their top scientists and personnel fled to Antarctica where they made contact with the Arcturans, who are descended from the original inhabitants of Atlantis. The Allies knew this of course and so in 1947 sent Admiral Byrd on an expedition along with an aircraft carrier task force to defeat the Nazi’s, who had built a massive underground pyramid to suppress human consciousness worldwide, once and for all, except they were beaten back by flying saucers with Wermacht markings on them -”
“That’s bullshit, everyone knows Antarctica isn’t event a continent but a giant ice-wall that wraps around the perimeter of the flat Earth, preventing us from accessing ethereal realms like Asgard which is where all the giants moved in the 1800s. Anyways, this “round Earth hypothesis” is something people always get wrong - NASA is the biggest psy-op in history with it’s faked footage showing the Earth is round - haven’t you seen those ISS videos? Totally debunked - the astronauts are just wearing bungee harnesses in front of a blue screen. The moon missions were also totally faked - Buzz Aldrin even hints at this at some of his speaking engagements”
“Woah woah woah, the moon landing definitely wasn’t faked, you know how I know why? Because they never would’ve been able to take pictures of the Great Soul Recycler installation on it’s surface, and we wouldn’t have these seismic recordings showing the moon is in fact hollow. It’s not even a real moon but an artificial satellite, not just a coincidence its exactly the same angular size when viewed from the surface of Earth.You see, it was dragged into Earth orbit a few million years ago in order to ensure continuity for the Great Human Experiment, so that souls inhabiting human bodies on Earth are reincarnated on Earth until they finally transcend - thats why aliens call humans soul containers. Basically this three dimensional world we live in like an arena that allows for souls to progress through the necessary spiritual lessons to achieve higher vibrational states - most human souls are naturally formed on Earth but there’s at least a few hundred million alien souls that came to Earth to continue their spiritual transcendence after the choice between good and evil was no longer available in their post-scarcity civilizations. The Deep State’s primary goal is to convince people the spiritual struggle isn’t real and get them to focus on material consumerist lives lived in fear of things that are too big to struggle against, like climate change. You see, once we realize our latent psychic powers we’ll understand we can directly manipulate the holographic matrix of reality with our conscious minds and finally transcend as individuals -”
“Transcend, what the hell are you talking about?”
'“Oh well it should be obvious that we’re living in a simulation -”
“It’s not a simulation, its just a lower dimensional projection of a much higher dimensional manifold. Read string theory bro. It’s those higher dimensional planes - like the astral plane, where I just was 20 minutes ago- that explain how the biophysics of manifestation works, you see - we broadcast emotional energy into the astral plane and then machine elves - you know the ones that come out when you take DMT? - yeah, those machine elves to set about re-arranging world-line events in order to maximize the possibility of those outcomes through a quantum mechanical interference of macroscopic events in the bulk, where our 3D+1 spacetime resides”
“Don’t tell me you believe in time - time is an illusion! We live on a 3D brane end of discussion. Time is an artifact of perception. We just evolved to only perceive the forward arrow of time because we exist at a length scale where thermodynamics predominates. Your thoughts actually propagate both backwards and forwards in time symmetrically, this is how things retro-causally self-assemble. What we’re in right now is just a giant retro-causally self-assembling Eschaton whereby all human souls merge into a single entity to collect the sum total of all experiences such that God might know itself and its creations better. That’s the completion of the human experience where all of civilizations is heading towards: the final reveal of the true nature of reality, that’ll coincide exactly with alien civilizations revealing themselves and welcoming us into the Galactic Federation, right after we banish scarcity, distribute the electromagnetic healing pods invented by Nikola Tesla and complete our collective spiritual journey”
“Galactic Federation?”
“Yeah, he’s right, it’s just like Star Trek. You see, Gene Rodenberry actually received the inspiration for Star Trek via psychic mind-beam from the Galactic Federation to convince millions of people to visualize and imagine that future, broadcasting their psychic life-force energy into the higher dimensional multiverse to give all those machine elves something to work with. The most accurate part of Star Trek is the vast majority of alien races look basically exactly like humans except with some slight twist like pointy ears or a nose ridge. Anyway, originally those aliens wanted to bring Gene up to the US Military installation on Mars to commune with the Council of Five but they had to sent William Shatner instead, timeline mix-up as it were”
“Oh get off it - this alien business. It’s totally made up as cover for the military’s anti-gravity research. The things people call “aliens” aren’t from other planets at all, that’s a total grade-school level take. Aliens are simply higher dimensional entities that visit the planet to give spiritual guidance to humans - you know they’re just the same thing as angels, demons, and gods. For example, the Sumerian God Marduk who later became cult leader of the Deep State was also the same influence on Nordic and Celt religious beliefs, that’s why they’re all obsessed with snakes - snakes are just the Vagus nerve that become resonantly coupled with the Schumann resonance when you reach Kundalini. The Deep State just wants to suppress this psychic electromagnetic resonance - that’s the whole push for 5G and mind-controlling chemtrails, and why porn is free - it disrupts your astral self and prevents people from recognizing the divinity of the masculine and feminine spiritual forces. That’s why the Deep State controlled media are so keen on pushing hormone blockers or supplements to kids, to prevent them from unlocking their crown chakras. Anyway, those aliens people say are the patron gods of the Deep State, they’re actually just these guys Enlil and Marduk who are higher-dimensional cousins and originally wanted to cultivate humanity into a slave race to mine gold, like in Stargate SG-1, which was basically a documentary.”
“Dude, you’re just describing aliens. Enlil and Marduk were Annunanki from the Orion Belt, they came here to engineer humans as the ultimate soul container by taking 22 chromosomes from a federation of alien species and combining them with the DNA of Earth-evolved hominids to produce the 23 human chromosomes. You see, the human body is actually one of the most advanced pieces of technology in the galaxy, equipped with a full range of psychic abilities, everything from telepathic mind control, telekinesis, teleportation, controlling insects, even reforming solid material like the stone blocks they used to carve the pyramids. That’s why Egyptians had the most evolved form of magic - making all those stone blocks with the power of thought - and it’s also why the Freemasons kill anyone that tries to access the catacombs beneath the Pyramids - it’s a huge treasure trove of alien technology.”
“The Egyptians absolutely didn’t build the pyramids, you can see weathering and erosion along the sides 2/3rds of the way up on the Pyramid of Giza! Same with the Sphinx - the head is way too small for the body. Those structures long predate the Egyptians - just look at Gobleki Tepe and how the Deep State is trying to destroy it by planting a bunch of trees all over the archeological site. The pyramids and Gobleki Tepe are just leftovers from the previous set of advanced civilizations that were destroyed in a massive flood during the last geomagnetic pole reversal. It’s like this: every 12,000 years the magnetic poles flip and this causes oceans all over the planet to wipe the surface clean of civilized life. Most of these civilizations are currently deep under water, like Atlantis. It’s the Deep State that doesn’t want us to know this - all those ancient civilizations were advanced spiritually and used advanced systems of magic to form these massive stone monuments. I mean, not even the Incas said they built those walls, but rather just found them. Anyway, like he said, the Deep State’s major goal is to suppress humanity’s spiritual awareness to keep down their latent psychic powers - thats why they fluoridate the water supply, you see, calcifies the pineal gland - so for the last 50 years the Deep State has been all-in on manufacturing a global climate crisis - before that it was scaring people into thinking they’re going to run out of oil, which is actually produced by geological processes and not decaying biomass. If anything we should be releasing more CO2 since it helps plants grow. Anyways like I was going to say, this climate change stuff, along with most government spending is intentionally wasteful in order to inflate away the wealth of Americans and make them dependent on government handouts, stripping them of agency so they’ll be totally helpless when the Deep State end-game plays out - something like Operation Blue Beam or COVID.”
“Operation Blue Beam?”
“Yeah, basically the Deep State orchestrates the sudden appearance of UFOs all over the world to mimic an alien invasion, to justify a total military takeover of society and force people to take vaccines that protect them against alien biological weapons but that actually just render them sterile and docile, like those mRNA shots. Its like War of the Worlds in reverse - the aliens have been here all along, but its their bioweapons that infect humanity and end freedom before our flesh is harvested for their feasts on Mars. By the way did you know Mars used to be inhabited but was wiped clean by a massive thermonuclear war? Classic radioactive desert wasteland. The alien gene engineers used it previously as a trial ground for the first gene-engineered humans a billion years ago, and then traveled forwards in time once they found a suitable blueprint to use and setup the human experiments on Earth. Oh yeah, funny thing about COVID, it didn’t even originate as an NIH funding grant for gain-of-function research research - that was actually given to the Wuhan clinic by a negatively aligned alien race, the Zeta Reticulum Greys, part of the Nebu Alliance - to install mind-control self-assembling nanochips in our blood stream so we’d be total zombie slaves, with the distribution funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, and then self-assembling hydra creatures - also in the mRNA shots disguised as DNA oligos - the hydras would then connect our spiritual selves into the Nebu mind-control matrix so they could feed off our spiritual energies like parasites. There’s an episode of TNG about it except the aliens are sucking soul energy from gold-rush era San Francisco. The whole forced mRNA vaccine mandate was a huge abrogation of Galactic Law and why the Federation stepped in to depose Marduk and Enlil in the first place, then the Galactic Federation UFO’s disguised themselves as lenticular clouds and used a certain frequency of electromagnetic radiation to dissipate and destroy all the mind-control hydras and prevent the nanochips from becoming fully activated.”
“Yeah, that’s so true. It wasn’t for the Galactic Federation stepping in Trump never would’ve won the election - I mean, the way he turned his head? And those Starlink satellites - they’re specifically designed to establish a new quantum-based money system to replace fiat currency when the Federal Reserve dissolves. I mean there were people who wanted to stop the Federal Reserve in the early 1900s but they were all killed when the Titanic sank - that’s why it sank, you know, Deep State agents. Anyway you could tell the Deep State was terrified of Trump when they started ramping up all those hurricanes and chemtrails just before the election, targeting those swing states. Funnily enough weather modification patents have been around since the 1950s - General Electric was commissioned to study cloud seeding with dry ice in 1947 with Irving Langmuir, and they almost got sued because they steered Hurricane Helene right into Louisiana. Didn’t you think it was a coincidence the 2024 Hurricane Helene went and destroyed primarily swing states that had recently passed voter reform? White Hat elements were in on it at NOAA and so that’s why they named it Hurricane Helene - to get people to research the history of General Electric. And then Hurricane Milton - it was about to destroy Tampa Bay until the Galactic Federation stepped in -”
“You guys need to drop it with this Galactic Federation stuff, and the government can’t control the weather that’s absurd - the only thing the Deep State did recently after Hurricane Helene was deny FEMA aid to residents and force them to sell their properties for pitiful sums of cash so they could be bought up by Blackrock, to acquire mining rights to one of the worlds largest lithium deposits.”
“Oh interesting, I thought it was just another soul harvest, you know, like WW1, where a bunch of the Rothschilds got together and orchestrated a giant international conflict to drain European countries of the vitality of their gene pool through mass slaughter. Did you know it was actually Western Occultists that summoned the demonic energy required for the Western Front? Aleister Crowley was involved, you bet. But yeah, that generation was going to usher in a new golden age because of all the DNA upgrades given to the human population during that Carrington solar flare in 1859, you know, when the night skies lit up all over the world? It was actually a huge effort by the sun -which is a conscious entity that lives in a higher vibrational density than humans - to help uplift the human species, and was orchestrated in collaboration with the leaders of Tartaria - an advanced civilization that has been erased from the history books through the destruction of WW1 and WW2 - and who had revived the ancient Egyptian magical practice of communicating with Ra, the sun god.”
“Don’t talk to me about Ra - that’s just Marduk pretending to be a sun god, although in the 1980s he actually identified himself as a 6th density social memory complex from an extinct civilization on Venus - haven’t you read Law of One? Anyway you know its Marduk because he keeps talking about the soul harvest that inevitably comes, propping up the Deep State myth about some apocalyptic end time to justify seizing control of the world under a single government and enslaving the human population. Think about why they built all those bunkers in Switzerland - that’s not military defense, that’s for a select few families like the Rothschilds - who actually incorporate Reptilian Alien DNA into their bodies so they can house Reptilian souls. But the joke was on them - Enlil and Marduk were going to trap all the wealthy elite families into this series of bunkers so they could perform more genetic experiments on them and create a slave race - that’s actually the plot of Fallout by the way. The whole apocalypse end-times thing is a total psyop perpetrated by the WEF and its allies, just like the geomagnetic pole reversal - the Earth would never orchestrate a soul harvest, it’s here to help humans in their path to ascension, we just need to unlock a true post scarcity world through advancements in science and fundamental physics, that’s why CERN is so important.”
"Don’t get me started about CERN - you know what that was really all about right? The whole point was to open up a portal to alternate dimensions, but they succeeded too soon and this dark entity crawled out and threatened the destruction of the entire human race just for poking in where they shouldn’t be looking. The Deep State wanted those demons, actually - it’s all just oriented around these Satanic child trafficking cults where the highest ritual of the Freemasons includes sacrificing a human child so the cultists can gain temporary physical powers at the cost of their immortal soul. Just look at Hollywood - how do you think Taylor Swift got so popular? Classic satanic soul-pact. I mean they were even testing the 5G crowd control radio-frequency weapons systems at her concerts - didn’t you see videos of all those people fainting and being mesmerized?”
“Yeah its the same thing with HAARP - people think its about weather modification but its actually all about using the ionosphere to blast targeted areas with rage-inducing electromagnetic fields, reducing people to this kind of animalistic fury. Thats why those BLM riots got so intense - HAARP was working overtime drumming people up into a frenzy”
“I just don’t think the government has that kind of control over technology or the people - look at how wasteful and inefficient it is. There’s no way they could pull it off”
“Oh you should believe it - but not everyone in the government is captured by the Deep State. America is just like, the capital of the Deep State, but it operates all over the world, especially continental Europe where they keep passing regulations to intentionally stifle economic growth. Europe also the heaviest area of chemtrail activity - it gets people to support leftist woke DEI nonsense where they all believe they should produce and consume less in order to save ‘the environment’ meanwhile a bunch of rich people fly into Davos for more satanic child trafficking rituals. Like, people think NATO provoked Russia into invading Ukraine by starting the process for them to join NATO - but actually, Putin is the good guy - you see, the first thing he did was to target the 15 or 20 bioweapons laboratories the Eco-Health Alliance - same guys as behind Wuhan - were funding to develop basically COVID round two, except this time it would be genetically targeted to individual people. That’s the story behind 23andMe - you get everyone to voluntary upload their genetic sequences into a single database so they can be targeted by viruses with 100% lethality rate”
“Dude you don’t need viruses to target people to kill them based on their DNA, you can just use electromagnetic waves that resonate at the right frequency. Honestly all this technology is just vibe-based anyway - anti-gravity propulsion, mind-control - its just electromagnetism. There’s this whole branch of physics thats been kept in the dark, a modification to Maxwells equations that proves magnetic monopoles actually exist. You see, the Nazi research programs you mentioned were actually based on Kaluza-Klein theory that unites gravity and electromagnetism into a 5th dimension, and you get these extra terms called the graviphoton and the dilaton. It’s graviphotons that do the heavy lifting in all these devices but we just call them electromagnetic waves since we don’t have any scientific instruments that can access those compactified dimensions.”
“Yeah graviphotons are just another word for Qi, obviously - you know, you can harness and channel your Qi energy into acts of manifestation and visualization, you just broadcast it up into the higher dimensions and bam - reality bends to your will. It’s all about intuition. Thats why they have such aggressive vaccine schedules - to give people autism, so it shifts their experiential awareness away from intuition and spirituality and more into the world of intelligence”
“Yeah but you can reverse it using psychedelics - they open up your mind to the full spectrum of reality. Our minds just weren’t evolved to perceive all that’s real, just a tiny subset of it, whats useful for survival”
“Our minds weren’t evolved at all, they were designed intentionally by those intelligent alien races as part of the great human experiment. Except the reptilian overlords that have been influencing the Rothschilds - they gave us part of their mind, the reptilian hindbrain, that keeps us trapped in a struggle for survival. It’s true about psychedelics though. Thats why Hunter Thompson wrote about it Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - he took a bunch of psychedelics that overcome his calcified pineal gland, letting him perceive the true nature of reality, and what he saw in the lobby of the Circus Circus Hotel was a bunch of reptilian creatures feasting on human flesh and blood. It was an analogy of course, what they’re actually feasting on is the life force energy of humans. That’s why alien races are so interested in humanity - we’re like food to them, to the bad ones, but the good ones can’t directly interfere because it breaks the Prime Directive, the law of non-interference”
“That’s not why aliens are interested in humanity at all - post-transcendence humans become like super soliders in the spirit realm with all their gene-engineered super abilities. There’s a giant spiritual war raging on all over the Galaxy between entities that are aligned towards service-to-the-self, and service-to-others, and humans are like the top secret super weapon thats been developing on Earth and once we emerge from this period of darkness and ignorance and overthrow the Deep State satanic cabals, we’ll join the Galactic Federation and finish the fight, reconquer the galaxy in the name of good. It’s all part of the Logos of our region of the universe - you know, the conscious entity that resides in the supermassive black hole at the center of the galaxy. These astronomers have it all wrong, see, they’re looking for Dark Matter to explain the galactic rotation curve anomaly when really the missing mass is the energetic and spiritual weight of all these conscious entities”
“You talk like there’s actually other alien civilizations out there in the Galaxy, but it isn’t like that at all - aliens are real but they’re manifested into being by the imaginative powers of humanity, thats why they didn’t start appearing until after the invention of science fiction. The thing is, all of reality is like a dream - its something conjured up by the minds of people. There’s no “out there” that exists before you go and observe it. Reality just renders into being at the speed of light in all directions but its not rendered in detail, just to the limit of your observations. All those galaxies and stars, they’re just like a Potemkin village backdrop, or a video game that loads in from memory as you explore the map. Aliens are only real because people believe they’re real. This is what Hinduism was trying to tell us all along - we live in Vishnu’s dream. I mean, haven’t you heard about that startup that established communication between two people’s dreams? Dreaming is just accessing the more base layer of reality, its like getting admin privileges”
“You guys are insane - aliens aren’t real, and reality isn’t a dream. This whole alien thing, like I said, its just a cover story for Nazi anti gravity tech and a way to flush out spies during the Cold War.”
“Not nearly as insane as you - you think Trump won the 2020 election. Dude, that was the most secure election in history”
“Yeah dude those were just mail-in ballots, get a grip”